Tuesday, 7 April 2015

Better late than never - 18 March

I was running late, and there was no Butter as he was off on an exotic vacation.
Jelly was suffering from overindulging in a cheeky red drop the previous night. He thought it seemed a good idea (at the time) to go with an extra vertically large compilation from the Chine, “All you can dump on your plate” extravaganza.

An unfortunate creature sat near us, devouring his grub. Half man, half dim sim, the poor individual di d not realising he was ‘what you eat’ and his regular dining at the Paramount was clearly taking its toll. A photo could not be taken of Dim Sim man without alarming the beast.

Jelly shared a story of his charming, but extremely racist grandma who had warned his girlfriend at time that she had better not marry him or their children will have ‘slit eyes’. Now happily married, it appears the offspring were spared this curse.

Poor health prevention strategies were discussed, ie. You can avoid type 2 diabetes by having the luck to be born with type 1 diabetes. Breast cancer is an equal opportunity for all, whereas prostate cancer is not.

Peanut was impressed with my knowledge of the difference between sailboarding and windsurfing. We also discussed our high pressured careers and whether it was appropriate to add cutesy cat pictures to liven up a stock standard power presentation. We agreed it should be encouraged.


Jelly and Peanut coughed up fur balls, and I later discovered; they were actually conversing in French!

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